my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself into the police because dancing is now illegal
All I did was forget she was coming over
So I heard you like bad girls. I don’t mean to brag but I straight up murdered a person once.
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
No bothers were given that day.
No bothers given.
Only farmers understand these farmer meme
i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato
looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair